AARGHV = ARGV
AARGHray = Array
Aye = true
class AarghYeSunkMeShip < RuntimeError; end

module Enumerable
  alias_method :aye?, :any?
  alias_method :treasure_map, :map
end

module PirateSpeak
  def method_missing(id,*args,&block)
    msg = id.to_s
    msg.sub!(/^(gimme_)?yer?((_stinkin)|_cursed)?_/,'')
    msg.sub!(/^(gimme_)?me?((_stinkin)|_cursed)?_/,'')
    msg.sub!(/^(avast_with_)?yer?((_stinkin)|_cursed)?_/,'')
    msg.sub!(/^yo_ho_ho_and_a_bottle_of_/,'')
    msg.sub!(/^ye_old_salty_/,'')
    send(msg,*args,&block)
  rescue
    super
  end
end


module Kernel
  
  def avast!
    exit
  end

  def blow_me_down
    raise AarghYeSunkMeShip, "Yarr! Ye Stinkin' Lubber!!!"
  end

end

class AARGHray
  alias_method :plunder, :clear
  alias_method :dungbie, :last
  alias_method :fore, :first
  alias_method :skewer, :slice
end

class String
  alias_method :maroon, :split
end

class Object

  include PirateSpeak

  def me_onsies
   class << self; self; end
  end

  def self.ahoy(*args,&block)
    new(*args,&block)
  end

  def hail(*args,&block)
    send(*args,&block)
  end

  alias_method :me_matey?, :kind_of?
  
  def mebbe(symbol,*args)
    hail(symbol,*args)
  rescue NoMethodError
    nil
  end
  
  alias_method :has_black_spot?, :tainted?
  alias_method :savvy?, :respond_to?
end

require "stringio"
class IO
  alias_method :furl, :rewind
end
class StringIO
  alias_method :furl, :rewind
end